fuk every budie.
foo fighters’ best tweet
i didnt even fucking tag this
Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
Shout out to all y’all Gemini’s for being ruled by a pretty ass planet
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall
"Knee socks are so hot"
"Omg knee socks, fuck me"
"Girls in knee socks, unf"
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
So my Grandpa really likes Animal Crossing and constantly asks how I’m doing with my town and if he can watch me play. Well today i showed him how to make a new character so he can live in my town and I started upgrading his house and let him pick out all the furniture he liked, and he started his house.
This is it so far <3
I’m sorry but my grandpa is adorable~
so in one day, you made a new character, you happened to find all that furniture, all those clothes, had him guess the right haircut, and upgrade his house? I don’t think so.
youre right theres absolutely no way they ordered furniture from their own catalog, transferred bells/ time traveled, and helped their elderly grandparent pick a hairstyle with any of the easily accessible guides online this is an entirely implausible story
Oh, hey…this one’s mine, too.
I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN
I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS
I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM
DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET
MY FEELINGS ARE VALID
I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN
WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME
STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE
STOP STOP STOP
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up
Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.
Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*