davegrohlssideburns:


fuk every budie.

foo fighters’ best tweet

davegrohlssideburns:

fuk every budie.

foo fighters’ best tweet

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

renswackyride:

i didnt even fucking tag this

sissypunks:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

Shout out to all y’all Gemini’s for being ruled by a pretty ass planet

arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

itscarororo:

*salivates*

imbritishontheinside:

"Knee socks are so hot"

"Omg knee socks, fuck me"

"Girls in knee socks, unf"

image

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

eva-420:

koopa-scooper:

twinstarcrossing:

So my Grandpa really likes Animal Crossing and constantly asks how I’m doing with my town and if he can watch me play. Well today i showed him how to make a new character so he can live in my town and I started upgrading his house and let him pick out all the furniture he liked, and he started his house.
This is it so far <3 
I’m sorry but my grandpa is adorable~

so in one day, you made a new character, you happened to find all that furniture, all those clothes, had him guess the right haircut, and upgrade his house? I don’t think so.

youre right theres absolutely no way they ordered furniture from their own catalog, transferred bells/ time traveled, and helped their elderly grandparent pick a hairstyle with any of the easily accessible guides online this is an entirely implausible story

thehappysorceress:

Oh, hey…this one’s mine, too.

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

invhale:

Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*